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Because I Got Age’il

A song dedicated to all the Agile Snake-Oil sales(wo)men.

It’s like I dont care about no process man…
Just hack some more code…ooohh
la da da da la da da la la da da

I was gonna groom the backlog until I got Age’il
I was gonna be at the standup but then I got Age’il
My project is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da-da da

I was writing clean code before I got Age’il (C’mon y’all, check it out)
I could’a test-first or test-after but I got Age’il (uh uh la la da da)
I’m refactorin’ it next sprint and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il

I was gonna update my burn-down until I got Age’il (say what say what?)
I wasn’t gonna gamble with points but then I got Age’il (uh uh)
Now I’m completely burnt-out and I know why (why man)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna do my code reviews but I was Age’il (uh, I’m serious man)
I was gonna refactor mercilessly but I was Age’il (uh)
Now I’m a Scrum Master (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna go to retro before I got Age’il
I was gonna pay my tech-debt but then I got Age’il (no you wasn’t)
They scrapped my whole project and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna go to work but then I got Age’il (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got Age’il (la da da da da)
Now I’m selling Agile training and I know why (why man?)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da da

I messed up my entire life because I got Age’il (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got Age’il (say what say what say what?)
Now I’m sleepin’ on the side walk and I know why (why man?)
(yeah yeah)

‘Cause I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
Because I got Age’il
La-da-da da da da

la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa ’cause I’m Age’il, ’cause I’m Age’il, ’cause I’mĀ Age’il


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